How We Know She Wasn't Switched At Birth

She's definitely our kid, because GoatSpawn sure loves to eat cheese.

Her favorite of all - in fact, her favorite food - is fresh mozzarella. What's not to like? It's soft, it's got a nice texture to it, it's fun to pick up, and oh, yes, it tastes delicious. Plus it gets served on the cheese cutting board, so it looks extra cool.

But she's also a fan of regular mozzarella, cheddar, Colby jack, provolone, cream cheese, cottage cheese, Parmesan .... no bleu cheese yet, because that's powerful stuff. Foodgoat didn't even start to like blue cheese until he was in college. No need to get her hating on the bleu cheese!