Thursday, May 22, 2003

Dining experience enhancement product of the day

Sometimes, when I'm eating, I wonder: Will I ever finish my Ph.D.? Will we ever find world peace? Will scientists find a way to stop aging? And where the heck are the napkins?

And that's when I really wish I had a Swami Fortune Teller Napkin Holder just like the evil machine from the Nick of Time Twilight Zone episode (and William Shatner's finest acting moment). It seems that these were common things back in the heydey of diners, and now are much more rare. But can you really put a price on getting a vague yet creepily accurate prediction with your napkin? I didn't think so.

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