Progression of Breakfast Cereal Preferences

The cereal choice of the Princess Goat has shifted.

From Cheerios (first appearance, way back when) ...

To Cap'n Crunch ...

To Cap'n Crunch Berries ...

Too Cap'n Crunch Oops!  All Berries

So she has gone from eating something reasonably healthy to one that received the worst nutritional score of any cereal marketed to children and families.  This is what happens when your kid won't eat breakfast - you resort to what's essentially candy just so they eat something. 

And yes, I know that those Crunch Berries are candy, or rather artificially-colored cereal balls, not actual berries.  Unlike someone who sued the cereal maker because she thought they were.   The case was dismissed, noting:

This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a "crunchberry." ... Thus, a reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist. . . . So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world.