-Smucker's is their way of making trying to patent their nasty-looking (and frozen!) peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Do people really buy these? Do they realize that PB&J sandwiches are easy to make?
-Britain's poet laureate gets paid £500 a year ... and 500 bottles of sherry. I might be persuaded to take a smaller salary if I also received 500 pounds of chocolate. Or even 50 pounds of chocolate. Or refunded my $0.70 that the vending machine ate while I tried to get some crappy chocolate bar.
-Tootsie Pops + salt container = very tasty clock
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