My recent attempts at cake-baking in anticipation of Princess Goat's birthday have had equally unimpressive results. You should be glad I didn't take a photo of the latest batch of chocolate cupcakes. They were sad. I don't know what makes me feel like a worse mother, the fact that Princess Goat gets ugly cupcakes on her birthday or the fact that the Goatling doesn't even have a sensory bin.
The kid has got cake cred already.