Thursday, December 22, 2005

Watered-Down Water

While in Vegas, we happened to sample a new bottled water, Aquarius water.

This is no ordinary water. Oh no! It is **crystallized, oxygenated water!!**

It uses an exclusive, trade-secret, ulta high tech technology which "makes water whole again".

Really! (The brochure said so! Advertising doesn't lie!)

And how does it taste? Well ... thin. Like ... it's been watered down. It tastes like watered-down water.

Thankfully, we paid no money for this stuff. The booth promoting John Gray's (who, by the way, is a total quack) new Mars Venus health book was giving it away.

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