Thursday, April 20, 2006

Sometimes things need to be said

I haven't had much to say lately. But then last night I watched 50 First Dates, and today I feel I need to use my platform to speak the Truth which was mystically Revealed to Me:

Rob Schneider is an Abomination in the Eyes of God.

Even if he is half Filipino.

It seems we live in a time of Abominations. Even ordinary Abominations, ones we have known about for years, have lately become even more Abominininable.

I have seen it happen.

The Peep has become ... the Peepducken.

A Cadbury egg - inside a Peep - inside a milk chocolate bunny! And on the day of Our Lord's Resurrection! The heresy!

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